So ewe wonders what I eats, then?
I eats cat food.

I like the crunchy-munchy of it.
Fresh turkey and chicken is nice.
Those tiny weiners are nice.

I mostly am supposed to eat wormies, though.


Cheese is very nice.
Did I say how I just love the cheeze? I just love cheeze. Do you have cheeze?


The less carbs the better. Im a meat eater. Did I say I like the wormies?


Strawberries? For meez? Ewe should no have! I WUV straw berries!

All dis eats!

MMM…I has to go sometime…


..dey dont call me the poo-hog for nuttin..